Straight White Boy Problem #92

straightwhiteboyproblems:

i asked my gf to get me a hot chocolate a couple weeks ago and instead she got me an ICED hot chocolate from starbucks AND she also got herself a caramel ICED coffee. i wasnt mad but when i asked her ‘why’ she said she cant post hot drinks on instagram because the cups arent clear and it wont get any likes wtf

aimso:

Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.

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How I feel after waking up from naps.

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ificouldbeheard:

vanehwasreal:

vanehwasreal:

i’ve always scoffed at those “oh my god europe is tiny”-posts but we just took the wrong exit driving back to our cabin and we literally ended up in norway and decided to just stay for dinner so yeah

this just happened AGAIN jesus fucking christ there isn’t even a sign that says welcome to fucking norway you’re just there all of a sudden

I could miss an exit and still stay in my state for another 8 hours.

r0sekanaya:

filling out a job application

“are you available for a Skype interview?”

….

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“no.”

mpdrolet:

San Gorgonio Pass, 1981
Richard Misrach

I just unpacked 4 boxes and like wow how did I do all of that it’s been 4 weeks I’ve been living here and I just now got around to it at 1:30 am

sexience:

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